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By order of the very good dog

Proclamation No. 001

The ball has arrived.

It is muddy. It is magnificent. Fetch may commence after the horn, and not one moment before.

A solemn felt Shiba Inu blowing an animal horn while holding a muddy tennis ball
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The ancient laws of fetch

I

No fetch before fanfare.

The ball may be visible. The ball may be muddy. The ball is not yet official.

II

Every walk is a procession.

A journey around the block requires dignity, ceremony, and at least one unnecessary pause.

III

The bowl speaks through silence.

An empty bowl is not a request. It is a constitutional emergency.

04
Today's observance

The Order of the Muddy Ball

  1. 01 Locate ball.
  2. 02 Refuse to explain dirt.
  3. 03 Sound horn with eyes closed.
  4. 04 Permit fetch.
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